Your Help Please....

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This may not be the correct group to post this request to.            
If so, I apologize. However, the request is serious.           
           
I am carrying out an unusual survey, and would  
appreciate any input. The research itself is on the light  
side of life, so lease bear with me for two more minutes.   
            
I am searching for quotations from writings on the walls  
of public rest rooms (all genders) worldwide. Naturally, I  
am interested only in humorous, philosophical, political 
and good taste quotes.   
           
Please, do not go into the establishment again to verify   
the absolute exactness of the quotation.    
I trust your memory, and will accept the quotation at face 
value.           
            
Please forward your answers (via e-mail) directly to  
      
                                   
   
The format for answers should be rather simple and  
conform to the following format.     
            
        1.  The actual quote:            
        2.  Rest Room for Male or Female (or joint):            
        3.  Establishment (see note):            
        4.  City:            
        5.  Country or State:           
   
Note 1: Please feel free to forward this message to  
        anyone who in your opinion can make a 
        contribution to this effort. Thank you.     
Note 2: If you include the quote in the original  
        language, please include a translation.  
Note 3: Establishments will not be mentioned            
        in the final document.            
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    Thank you for your input and support,